animeboobies:

the only thing emptier than my soul is your ask box

We make our walls.
But only because we are so fragile.

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

(via pizzaplicity)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via wrenrenegade)

darrynek:

The US government is screenshotting your snapchats

you’re welcome michelle

(via blow-job-queen)